Posts Tagged ‘family’

Pigs are barfing, and I’m happy

Yes, I’ve got some barfing Pigs.  No, no, don’t feel bad.  There are plenty of horrible things going on in the world right now, don’t worry about the Pigs.

You see, the reason I’m happy is because normally, the Pigs barf while we are on vacation.

Our family has a long list of vacation locations and beloved places to barf.

At Disney, Pig 2 likes to barf at the Animal Kingdom, oh, and on the bus to Animal Kingdom. He especially likes to the bushes at the Polynesian resort.  They provide a lot of cover.

They barfed all over that Magic Kingdom

 

Pig 3, he likes to barf in the comfort of Disney resort beds.  A yes, they are not only plush and comfy, but also barf-tastic!

Don’t worry Midwest!  We love to barf at your vacation wonderlands too!

Oh, Chicago, ye olde barfy city!

Aquariums, zoos, hotel rooms and hot dog stands…NONE of you are safe from Pig 1 and his mad barfing skills!

Right now, we are planning to go, nay, drive to Florida to visit PK and Dan.  I want this barfing to stop, before we get on the road.  Just this once.  Ok, not just this once.  Let’s start a new vacation tradition, one that doesn’t involve barfing.

 

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Where in the world is Snotty?

Cheers from sunny Florida!!

I’m staying with my Mom, PK and stepDad Dan.  When they aren’t plying me with alcohol and key lime pie

we’re out having…ADVENTURE!!!

We went to Cocoa Beach and tormented sunburned tanners, then…

We chased down and wrestled Alligators at the Merrit Island National Wildlife Refuge.  They generally don’t want you to wrestle gators there, since it’s more of a refuge and less of a Gatorland place, but we couldn’t resist.  I had so many gator bites in my belly already, I was feeling a bit spunky.

There were many more adventures, with photos even, but I’m blogging on the sly today.  I’m supposed to be earning my keep by setting up the home computer network.  Gotta keep these retirees from stealing internet.

Here’s your Happy Holidays!

I hope you don’t feel bad that we didn’t send you a holiday card last year. We ordered a family photo card.  I still have them in a box upstairs.

This is not the card, but it was from Disney

The plan was to send them out a week late.  Then the plan was to send them in July.  Last week, the plan was to send them out with a family update letter.

Here we are at the Winter Solstice.  I’m thinking you aren’t getting that card this year either.

So, Happy Holidays from The Ogre, Holly, and the 3 Little Pigs!!